Monday, November 2, 2009

I have been sooo bad!!

I've been so bad about keeping up with this lately! It's not like I haven't been doing things that should have been in here!! This photo gives you a slight idea :) A handsome stud and a gorgeous shemale and moi. Oooo this was fun!
I guess over the next few days I should add a few from some of the things I've been getting into, or more appropriately, getting into me :)
Oh I have been doing all sorts of naughty things and meeting some great naughty friends. I know I have a lot of catching up to do! I'm probably still walking funny in rl, I should turn off my AO in SL and walk like a noob cuz as sore as my butt was this past weekend, I probably really am walking like that!

Monday, August 31, 2009

I'm BaaaAAAaaack!!

I'm home AND back in SL. And I've been a busy girl, or at least trying to be :) As you can see, I've been grabbing onto everything SL has to offer :)

There was another blog someone else did about "My life as an SL Slut" So now it's my turn!

I've been to Zindra (obviously) and had a look around. I suppose eventually things may pick up there. It goes without saying that I missed most everything that I can get away with in SL that I could never do in RL. O I know, I know. There are a lot of people that visit for a lot of other reasons. Of course most of the people I know or hang out with come to SL for the same reasons I do - we're perverted sex fiends. Hey, I know I'm not going to catch anything in here! Swine flu or anything worse that I end up with a butt full of anitbiotics.
Oh and believe it or not, I do actually wear clothes: sometimes :) Be away for as long as I've been and trying to find something in the inventory is tough!! Besides skin feels soooo much better!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

A Plane Ticket!!!

Could it be? Am I imagining things?? Please pinch me, I must be dreaming!!

See that smile on my face!!??!

I am cumming HOME!!! The latest and greatest from the powers that be finally ignored Jabba and listened to us. I should be home Wednesday night, Texas time. Ya'll please excuse me while I take a looong bath then sleep for a few days when I first get back.

Oh, then I plan to fuck anything and everything my lil ol AV can get her naughty lil hands, and other parts of my anatomy, on!!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Flying Rumors

The rumor mill got cranked up big time today. Myself and several others were supposed to be home by now, but the home office sent us a new supervisor a few weeks ago, and he's of the opinion that none of us should leave until it's his turn to go home too. Screw him!
One of the other people I work with bitched to the office that we're waaaay past due to go home and if it didn't happen soon, there was going to be a revolt and they best get the plane tickets ready. This morning we get the flight info on the people that are supposed to come replace us! The boss is miffed and we could care less. As much as the other guy was a piece of work none of cared for, this new one is Jabba the Hut with legs. Useless, has us do all his work for him, doesn't speak English worth a damn, let alone Japanese or Mandarin, sits on his fat ass all day and surfs the web. And yes, he really does look like Jabba - probably weighs in at 350 pounds and is maybe 5 foot 4. He is definitely and highly ticked that the underlings went around him (and trust me, going around him takes a looooong time.) He's another one that talks to my tits when he's supposed to be talking to me. I took exception to it last week and he had NO idea what I was talking about! This, of course, was said to my bra, which couldn't be seen through my blouse, but the outline may have been visible.
Anyway, maybe, just maybe, I can get out of here soon and start writing about something that interests me in SL - like fucking.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

I had thought (blonde+thinking=trouble) that with any luck I was going to get to come home last week. So much for luck.
Turns out the guy who is supposed to take my place and KNEW I was scheduled to go last week was on the side of a mountain somewhere camping and hiking. "Ahh gee, so sorry, I forgot." So here I still am, most likely for another 2 weeks. My RL office back home has been informed that if the moron tries to pull some kind of stunt like that again, I want his ass. Not for sex either, I wouldn't screw him if it meant the entire population of Earth was at peril and the human race was going to die out.
I have decided that until further notice that I will give up thinking.

The good news is that while I was waiting for him to show up, I got to actually stay in a hotel that actually had hi speed internet so I could actually get back in world and see a few people that I miss dearly. Plus meeting one of the sexiest girls (AV speaking) that I had been a fan of for a while now. Jennnnna. I hope to see a lot more of her when I get back. Naturally the night I meet her, I'm sitting in a Japanese Starbucks on my laptop with a battery that's running out.....
I will get a break sooner or later.

Saturday, July 25, 2009


Well I thought I was going to get home in the next few days. That's what a blonde gets for thinking. At least I was able to get in SL for a little while yesterday and saw my bestest friend. Naturally, it was the middle of the night for all my friends when I got on, what Brie was doing up she never did say except she had a pot of beans on simmering all night :) So shortly after I got there she had to leave. I did a little exploring to see what all has changed. Not a whole lot at Zindra yet from what I saw. Oh well, went back to my cottage and did what I do in RL a lot :)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Perhaps, Maybe......

There's a chance that in maybe about a week I can get the heck out of here and back to the good ol' US. Which means that I can get back to SL in a regular basis. Which means I can see my friends again. Which means I can rip my clothes off and do anyone I feel like - with or without pictures or movies. Although Ruff wants to know if I want to do an SL porn flick (hell yes!) Jumpy may put me in his magazine (been waiting long enough to get in it)

It wasn't that long ago, though it feels like ages right now, I thought the hell with all the SL sex. I'm through working as an escort and dancer, finished with all the cyber sex. I'm just going to make my flowers and plants, sell those in SL, get a nice little house, hang out with my friends and in general behave myself.
Screw that. I'm horny and out of batteries.
Gangbang anyone?

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Another Day

Just another day away from home and away from SL. That I can even access this site to write a blog shocks the daylights out of me.
One of the things I forgot to add the other day when I was saying how much I missed SL and certain people, was that there's one person in particular I miss: my pain in the butt, Brie. I even miss going looking for skins with her, not to say she's obsessed. When I finally get home in a few weeks and get back to my regular RL, which also means SL, I'd be willing to bet that we go shopping before we do another thing!
Love U Brie!!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Welcome to my world, wherever I am

It wasn't that long ago, someone told me that since I was usually gone so long from SL I should write a blog. "Who in their right mind wants to read about someone's AV being homesick for SL?" I said. Okay, maybe no one does, but I get more and more homesick for SL every day. I first got in SL because it's an escape, a fantasy to get away from a RL that drives me crazy most of the time. So right now, RL, having raised its ugly head, has me stuck where getting to SL is damned near impossible most of the time. Besides RL being complicated enough, I figured I could do a lot of those fantasy things that in RL were impossible or things I just couldn't work up the courage to do. Getting tied up and spanked by a RL boyfriend is one thing, but getting really REALLY spanked and abused...

Okay, that's another subject for later :)

Anyway, after looking at a few others blogs, I thought why not, plus maybe some of my friends (and clients too) can still find me, and let them know I haven't fallen off the edge of the Earth.

I can see it from here though.

The good news is that I may actually may make it back to the real world, not to be confused with RL, so I can get back to SL in a few weeks to about a month. In the past year and a half that I've been in SL, I've met people that I value more than most of the ones I see on a daily basis in RL. (Okay there was this one Marine in Okinawa... HIM I value!) Besides, I'm running out of batteries, and even though they make those toys over here in China, good luck finding them here. And it also means not having to put up with my boss that talks to my boobs when he's supposed to be talking to me. I'm used to guys looking at my boobs when they talk to me, most of us are, but my boss this time is a fat slob that is so big he has his own zip code. I've caught him staring at my ass a few times too. That's the best and closest he's ever going to come to it.

Just another reason I want to get home...